Top ten celebrity parenting quotes

The great thing about celebrities having babies is that it makes them more human – they suffer through the same parenting ordeals that all new mums and dads go through: they feel tired, happy, crazy and downright confused. And we love it.

Here are ten top celebrity parenting quotes that make the world of celebdom a stone’s throw away, rather than miles off:

They tell you that at his age, all they do is eat, sleep and poop. And what I’ve learned—what surprises me – is they can actually do all three at the same time. He can actually eat, sleep and poop at the same time. Who knew? – Josh Duhamel,

We were happy to show him off to whoever wanted to see him. As any new parent knows, you’re only too happy to show off your new child and, you know, proclaim that he is the best looking or the best everything. – Prince William, “The Telegraph”

I used to be [good at scrabble], before I lost my brain. Before I had a lobotomy called three children. – Jennifer Garner,

Our house is full of life, laughter, and mayhem. –  Heidi Klum,

Do your thing and don’t care if they like it. –  Tina Fey, “Bossypants”

When your kids come home, they don’t necessarily want to talk to you. They just want to know you’re standing there, ready to talk. – Meryl Streep,

Being a mother is probably the hardest job in the world. I feel like, in a lot of ways, children come into the world to teach us. – Mariah Carey,

Take deep breaths. – Giada De Laurentiis,

There’s something so amazing about having a child. My breasts are saggy, I’ve got cellulite, my hips are bigger, but I love it. – Jessica Alba, “GQ” UK

Your marriage goes to a whole new level. You not only fall in love with your wife in a new way, but you’re forced to pull together. You have to become a united front. – Hugh Jackman,

Here’s to being human! – It’s our condition, isn’t it?