Celebrity baby names. Oi vei! I’m pretty sure that when they hand out the celebrity rule book, one of the decrees (amongst the likes of always carry bottled water with the brand facing out and pretend to hate the paparazzi but actually secretly love them) is name your baby the most random thing that you can think of.
Sometimes, in life, it’s hard not to judge.
A new survey by Philips Avent has listed the ten most obscure celebrity baby names (from the last 30 years) – as voted by the British public, check it out:
North West (Kim Kardashian and Kanye West)
Apple Martin (Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin)
Princess Tiaami Andre (Katie Price and Peter Andre)
Bear Blaze Winslet (Kate Winslet and Ned Rocknroll)
Blue Ivy Carter (Beyoncé and Jay-Z)
Tiger Lily Hutchence (Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates)
Brooklyn Beckham (David Beckham and Victoria Beckham)
Bluebell Madonna Halliwell (Geri Halliwell)
Harper Seven Beckham (David Beckham and Victoria Beckham)
Shiloh Jolie Pitt (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt)
Were Gwyneth and Chris sitting under a tree one day, having a picnic, and as they romantically mentioned that they’d like to have a baby, an Apple fell from the tree and the rest is history? Did Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates…just like tigers? And Kim and Kanye – are they into Geography, or coordinates, or something?
Who knows? – But it sure is fun guessing.
Which celebrity baby name do you think is the most obscure?
Source: home.bt.com – “Worst celebrity baby name ever: revealed” (http://home.bt.com/lifestyle/family/worst-celebrity-baby-name-ever-revealed-11363932621449)
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